Hunting for hotwives on Reddit seemed like a surefire way to spice up my weekend—post in a local swinger sub, wait for replies from married women looking for fun. But what I got was a curveball: a guy DMing me, not to compete, but to suggest we “goon” together. I had no clue what that meant, but his promise to teach me sounded intriguing. I told him to grab some vodka and come over. What followed was a boozy, cock-stroking marathon that left us both drenched in cum and high on the trance. Here’s the explicit tale of that night—dicks out, asses fingered, and loads blown. If you’re not up for the raw details, scroll away now.
The Reddit Post and Unexpected Reply
It was a Friday evening, horny and bored, so I fired up Reddit. My post: “25M looking for hotwives in Phoenix for discreet fun—DM pics and let’s chat.” I expected flirty messages from curious wives, but most replies were duds. Then came a DM from u/GoonBuddy42: “Not a hotwife, but if you’re into edging and porn, let’s goon together. I’ll teach you—promise it’ll blow your mind.”
Gooning? I Googled it quick—prolonged masturbation, trance-like state, hours of stroking without cumming. Sounded intense, and I was curious. “What’s in it for me?” I replied. He shot back: “Mind-blowing orgasms, bro. I’ll bring the know-how if you host.” I upped the ante: “Buy a bottle of vodka and come over. Let’s see what this gooning shit is.” He agreed, and an hour later, he was at my door—tall, fit guy in his 30s, bottle of Absolut in hand.
Getting Drunk and Learning the Ropes
We cracked open the vodka, mixing it with Coke, and shot the shit on my couch. His name was Alex, a fellow porn addict who’d been gooning for years. “It’s about sustaining the high,” he explained, pouring another round. “Edge your cock for hours, watch porn, finger your ass if you’re into it—get lost in the trance.” I was buzzed already, my dick stirring in my shorts. “Show me,” I said.
Alex pulled out his phone, casting a porn playlist to my TV—hardcore compilations of hotwives getting fucked, blowjobs, anal. He stripped down first, revealing a thick 7.5-inch cock, already semi-hard, balls heavy and shaved. “Your turn,” he grinned. I dropped my pants, my 7-inch dick springing free, pre-cum beading at the tip. We sat side by side, vodka shots flowing, and started stroking. Alex lubed up his shaft, demonstrating: “Slow strokes, stop when you’re close. Feel the build.”
The alcohol hit hard, loosening us up. My cock throbbed in my hand, slick with lube, as the TV showed a hotwife riding a big dick. Alex edged closer, his pre-cum dripping down his veiny shaft. “Try fingering your ass,” he suggested, sliding a lubed finger into his own hole, moaning as he hit his prostate. I followed, my tight ass clenching around my middle finger—the sensation electric, making my cock leak more pre-cum.
The Drunk Goon Trance Kicks In
Two hours in, we were hammered—vodka bottle half-empty, cocks rock-hard and dripping. The porn looped endlessly, hotwives moaning as they got pounded in every hole. Alex’s dick was a sight: swollen, purple head glistening, pre-cum pooling on his abs. Mine was no slouch, veins bulging, my balls aching from the edging. We fingered our asses in sync, two fingers now, stretching and probing our prostates. “Fuck, that feels good,” I groaned, my finger curling to milk my spot, pre-cum spurting from my slit.
The goon state hit like a wave—our minds hazy from booze and arousal, time blurring. Alex’s moans mixed with mine, our cocks stroking in rhythm. “Don’t cum yet,” he panted, his ass gaping slightly around his fingers, his dick twitching violently. I was lost, fingering deeper, my prostate swelling, cock leaking ropes of pre-cum onto the couch. The vodka made everything spin, amplifying the trance—we were two drunk gooners, dicks out, asses stuffed, chasing the high.
By hour four, we were sloppy drunk, laughing through the moans. Alex grabbed a dildo from his bag (he came prepared), lubing it and working it into his ass, groaning as it stretched him. “Try it,” he urged. I did, the toy filling my hole, vibrations hitting my prostate and making my cock throb harder. Pre-cum flowed from both our dicks—mine in steady drips, Alex’s in thick strands that coated his hand.
The Explosive, Cum-Soaked Finale
At hour five, our balls were blue, loads begging for release. The porn climaxed with a hotwife creampie scene, pushing us over. “Cum with me,” Alex growled, dildo pounding his ass, his cock erupting first—10 massive ropes of thick cum shooting across his chest, splattering the coffee table, even hitting my thigh. His ass clenched around the toy, milking every drop from his balls.
I followed, the dildo deep in my hole, my cock exploding with 9 spurts of creamy cum, covering my abs and the couch cushions. We collapsed, panting, cum everywhere—sticky on our bodies, the floor, even the remote. The vodka buzz mixed with the post-goon high, leaving us grinning like idiots.
After the Goon: Reflections and Tips
We sobered up with water and pizza, swapping stories. Alex taught me the ropes, and I was hooked—gooning’s addictive, especially drunk. No regrets; it was consensual, fun, and eye-opening. We’ve linked up a few times since, always with booze and toys.
Tips for a Drunk Goon Hookup:
- Screen Replies: Vet Reddit DMs for trust—meet in public first if needed.
- Booze Moderately: Vodka amps the fun but don’t overdo it—hydration prevents hangovers.
- Prep Your Setup: Lube, toys, and ethical porn make it intense.
- Set Boundaries: Agree on no crossing lines; keep it mutual edging.
- Clean Up: Drunk loads are messy—have towels ready.
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Disclaimer: This is a fictional story for entertainment. Always prioritize privacy, consent, safe sex practices, legal alcohol use, and ethical choices. Stay safe and communicate clearly.